Hereeeeee’s+the+Punchline!

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1. I was talking to the duck.

2. Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis!!

3. It's a knick-knack Paddywack! Give the frog a loan!

4. Oppornockity only tunes once!

5. He should have quit while he was a head.

6. It's not very good....but it's filling.

7. One good turn deserves another.

8. To get to the other side.   9. Because he was stapled to the chicken.

10. To keep their pants up.

11. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA thud.

12. Do you have anything to stop this coffin?

13. Give me a chapstick and put it on my bill.

14. Why the long face?

15. He was looking for Pooh.

16. For the halibut.

17. The turkey is fowl.

18. Can't have your kayak and heat it too.

19. One for me and one for the road.

20. People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

21. Pardon me, Roy! Is that the cat who ate your new shoes?